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So you're really curious about those infamous fkk clubs in germany?
Found the forums or hear people talking about it?
Know how to use google translator, or even some pretty good german yourself?
And yet are stuck with some geek-speak that's not really explained - or taught in language class?
Here's the answers. At least a bunch of them...
Please let me know about anything you find unanswered here. I'll do my best to sort it out!
A.I., All Inclusive -> (No Translation needed;-) A way of pricing. This may mean 1 of 2 things:
1) All-Inclusive-clubs. Here, everything is included in the admission. Ladies service (usually not-too-motivated blow and fuck), food as available, use of the club's facilities. Typically somewhere between € 60,- and € 150,- for 3hrs to full day.
2) Service All-Inclusive. The lady will not charge extra for "extra" services (like -> FO). Any service rendered is included in a fixed and afreed price. In clubs usually € 30,- to € 60,-.
Anblasen -> start-/warm-up-blow: a little blowjob on the couch befoe going to the room. Typically, this seals the contract - if you don't want to book her, don't accept anblasen.
Anlageberater -> Investment Consultant. Another word for "Pimp": Nooo, He's not taking away the cash i make by spreading my legs - how dare you even ask! I give it to him at free will, so he can invest it for our future family life! He's really good at money, I can see by his gold necklace and car. Just recently he had a little bad luck at gambling, so for just now he pays back his debts with my money....
Aufnahme -> taking it in : cum in her mouth
Eisbär: - Polar Bear. See ->
Eisbärenfell: – polar bear skin: meaning the typically white bathrobes the customers of sex clubs wear during their visit. Hence, during your stay, you turn into an an Eisbär / Polar Bear yourself! The dutch even named theit main forum like that – the ijsbeerenforum! Other colours of bathrobes exist, though!
Extras: Extra Services at extra charge! Typically but not always, the standard service in FKK Clubs includes a Blowjob "without" and a fuck "with" - without or with party hat. Many other things come extra - typically, most expensive is Anal which many chicks offer for a whopping € 100,- on top. Often this leads to discussions...
Französich / Franze - french style sex aka BlowJob! There's some subforms of it:
Eisbärenfell: – polar bear skin: meaning the typically white bathrobes the customers of sex clubs wear during their visit. Hence, during your stay, you turn into an an Eisbär / Polar Bear yourself! The dutch even named theit main forum like that – the ijsbeerenforum! Other colours of bathrobes exist, though!
Extras: Extra Services at extra charge! Typically but not always, the standard service in FKK Clubs includes a Blowjob "without" and a fuck "with" - without or with party hat. Many other things come extra - typically, most expensive is Anal which many chicks offer for a whopping € 100,- on top. Often this leads to discussions...
Französich / Franze - french style sex aka BlowJob! There's some subforms of it:
- Französisch ohne (FO) – french without "BBJ" is a BJ without condom
- Französisch ohne total (FOT) or short
- Französich total (FT) – totally french -> cumming in her mouth. This not automatically means
- FT mit Schlucken - swallowing it. Often a (costly!) extra service
LiebesKasper / LK - LoveFool. A Guy who actually believes the Lady is in love with him. In the easiest case, they just block a lady for long times by just talking to her on the couches, but it goes on to bringing her more and more expensive presents or providing a "free taxi" to and from work. Some ladies, known as -> LK- Züchterinnen make a nice living on these and are basically unavailable to smart guys! Don't bother, you're not missing out!
LK- Züchterinnen - LK- Breeders. Ladies knowing which Buttons to push and which levers to pull ;) to make a guy seriously fall for her - providing real good sex makes it easy! And then there's other things strengthening his ego: "You're such an intelligent/witty/... communicator" or "This was the first time i actually came with a paying client" or "Wow, you really work as a xxx? That's sooo fascinating!" ... you get the picture! Oh and the infamous "You are the only one who knows how to lick me right! Gimme more!" They all love being licked - it's a way of letting time pass while thinking about other things. Even playing on the mobile ;-/
LiebesKasperSyndrom/ LKS - LoveFoolSyndrome. The disease of being a love fool. Many forum writers are a bit messed up about his and state "That guy is a LKS" where they mean "He is an LK and therefor suffering from LKS"
LK- Züchterinnen - LK- Breeders. Ladies knowing which Buttons to push and which levers to pull ;) to make a guy seriously fall for her - providing real good sex makes it easy! And then there's other things strengthening his ego: "You're such an intelligent/witty/... communicator" or "This was the first time i actually came with a paying client" or "Wow, you really work as a xxx? That's sooo fascinating!" ... you get the picture! Oh and the infamous "You are the only one who knows how to lick me right! Gimme more!" They all love being licked - it's a way of letting time pass while thinking about other things. Even playing on the mobile ;-/
LiebesKasperSyndrom/ LKS - LoveFoolSyndrome. The disease of being a love fool. Many forum writers are a bit messed up about his and state "That guy is a LKS" where they mean "He is an LK and therefor suffering from LKS"
MILF: Mother, I'd Like to Fuck you! Prostitutes in the not- so- young age group. In german also translated as MILupa Fraktion, Milupa being a producer of Baby-Food. And the Milupa – Fraktion meaning mothers. Usually, you get great sex from them! Remember the movies by Milf Hunter?
RTC – Roter Teppich Club – Red Carpet Club. A style of brothel from the "illegal but tolerated" days in the ruhr area. Read the special article on this.
Schnittchen – little sandwiches / canapés. Widespread snack in the medium priced places.